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your mom goes to college

The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.
Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"

SHE GOT SO SERVED
by where am i? March 7, 2005
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College Weekend

Longer than your typical weekend, a college weekend starts Thursday afternoon after class and ends Monday afternoon when you wake up from your Sunday Funday hangover. In extreme circumstances, a college weekend can even begin on Wednesday night if there are no papers/exams on Thursday or Friday.
Thursday 3:00pm - Dude 1 "let's hit up the liquor store on our way home from class crack some beers and Start this college weekend out the right way!"
Dude 2 "Hell yeah, let's get wasted before we decided where we're gonna go get wasted tonight, Thirsty Thursday!"

Wednesday night Dude 1 - "Hey man do you have any tests or papers due tomorrow or friday?"
dude 2 "nope, what are you thinkin?"
dude 1 "let's hit the liquor store, pick up a 30 and a bottle, and start a good old extended college weekend!
dude 2 "Fuck yeah!"
by drunken college student December 9, 2008
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Republican Collective Mind

The tendency of the radical right faction of the Republican Party to think and act with a hive mind, like insects or birds. They flock together, reacting together.
The Republican Collective Mind has lost its mind; they're considering Mel Gibson to run against Arnold Schwartznegger for Governor of California because he could energize the Christian Base.
by marsharebel July 26, 2008
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Aquinas College

Aquinas College is a school located in Perth dedicated to love between two men. Aquinas College is a school full of skimpy faggots who have the impression that they are cool. Students in this school take joy in clenching each other's

ass cheeks and taking immense pleasure in it. Some things Aquinas students like to do consist of, Swordfighting, widening each other's assholes, viewing of gay porn and anal penetration from behind. If you are in Aquinas and are butthurt by this factual text then you can go fuck yourself.
Davo: Hey I heard we're playing at Aquinas College this week.
Stevo: Shit, I sure hope no faggots dig into my bag and sniff my underwear like last time.
Davo: well there's no guarantee it won't happen, stevo, gay people can't control themselves.
by T💚💙C February 26, 2019
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Colleen

Colleens are typically known for their beauty and mysterious ways upon first sight. Colleens, after being known by an individual, continue to develop their beauty inside and out, and begin to drag the individual in, seduced by its looks and personality. A Colleen is typically a blonde, petite, athletic, gorgeous person with smart intellect, witty vocabulary and a very diverse sense of humor. Colleens are very out going and loveable though sometimes shy and quiet. Colleens love to have their backs rubbed, and their necks kissed while lying in a comfortable bed. A Colleen is always looking for an adventure, so if an individual has one, she will most likely join in on the fun. When a Colleen is cornered or threatened, it may occasionally "fight", but more frequently take "flight". Colleens will run away from a problem or confrontation and play impossible to catch rather than fix it. Colleens will also hide their feelings or convince those with different ones to cover up its real feelings. These defense abilities are confusing and debilitating but are not hard to cope with. Colleens are easy/great to fall in love with, but they are impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to a Colleen, you certainly will maintain a strong connection for a very long time. They are addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. When in love with a Colleen, the individual’s life will surely change for the better and many magnificent memories will be made throughout the time. The individual will never want the love to end and hopefully live a long happy life with a Colleen. If a Colleen says it loves you, you're in luck for sure. Colleens need to be taken care of and treated right, and though it’s very hard at times to figure out the right way, in the end everything will work out right, through all the ups and all the downs. They are just a part of a colleen that makes up a larger, more beautiful, indescribable thing that a lucky individual can enjoy for a long time. Also, those with a mustang have an advantage to finding a Colleen as stated.
Damn thats a hot colleen over there, I wish I could get at that.
by ILoveCocaCola707 April 27, 2009
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College

the reason why I'm not yet technically considered an alcoholic
Greg: You've drank every single night this week. You're for sure an alcoholic.

Brian: It's not considered alcoholism until after college, my friend.
by YuppyTheYuppie September 6, 2010
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college virgin

One may be called a college virgin if they do not participate in sexual intercourse while attending their university during the academic school year. This excludes Christmas, Summer, Spring, or any other time of year when the individual is not taking classes at the University.
Look at Alex, he's a poor college virgin.
by steezy christ July 4, 2014
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