protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

contracentration

Having excellent hand-eye coordination, due to excessive playings of 'Contra', a true masterful video game released on the original NES system in 1988.

"Some good contracentration you got there, man!"
"You know contracentration saved your a** right there, sucka!"

by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Contact Game

Game that is almost exactly the same as the safety game, but instead "contact" is said and the game is played by soldiers.

*Soldier 1 releases flatulence*
Soldier 1 — Contact!
Soldier 2 — Aww, now I can't hit you due to the rules of the Contact Game.

by UrbanCorps November 29, 2010

cocktract

binding agreement whereby a female pledges to keep her vagina free of any other cock except "cocktractee" for a predetermined amount of time.

You know fucking George violates our cocktract, you owe me $1000, to get my std test, BITCH!

by timats October 22, 2012

Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.

I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover

by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018