Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

Coal Run Roofie

When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.

My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.

by SCICT January 12, 2025

Coal the Character

Our lord and savior from Monsters of Etheria (originating in the RP series from TheConfidentDiamond), if you praise him he will save you (and give you Irasper for mining coal)

"Coal and Coal the Character are very different things, so don't go mining Coal the Character." -Confident

by Tayoga March 6, 2024

Canary in a coal mine

When you drink moonshine with a chicken wing as your chaser.

Barkeep, can I have a canary in a coal mine, and can you make it boneless?

by twccman June 6, 2022

raking over the coals

When you fart and it stinks like pure shit because the gas passes over the turd.

You may want to roll down the window because I really have to poop and I am raking over the coals.

by Reffud June 24, 2014

Coal Shrew

A niche racial slur used to define a black Jew.

Ryan: Dude, he’s black and Jewish???
Brock: Yeah dude! He’s a fucking Coal shrew!

by JKCadillac July 8, 2021

Coal Schaefer

A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.

Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt

by your mega homo April 5, 2019