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clusterfuck

In beirut, when team members make shots into the same cup in one turn, the opposing team has to drink every cup that is touching that cup in addition to the cup the shots were made in to. In addition to that, the players that just shot get to take another turn.
If the game is a more than two players, the number of shots made into a cup for a clusterfuck must be determined. For instance, if the game is 4 on 4, 3 shots into the same cup may qualify as a clusterfuck.
That beirut game was close until we clusterfucked you, then you were screwed.
by Charles B January 13, 2006
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clusterfuck

A statistically significant dense amount of sexual intercourse. signifies a large amount of sex that is engage in repeatedly, and when plotted on a graph stays in a large cluster.
James and Dylan engaged in a clusterfuck
by Mackrel May 15, 2009
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clutterbuckin

Kristöph Kostopolous is out here clutterbuckin on the ice!
by WhatHappened2Virgil July 17, 2022
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Clutterfuckery

A multiplicity of unwelcome chaos or a disorganised mess of actions that result in a feeling of unwell-being, irritation or a sense of being fucked off.
The implementation of the new timetable was proving to be a clutterfuckery of ineptitude.
by Mothwatcher June 15, 2017
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Clutterfuck

The storage building is a clutterfuck.
by Snooper Trooper May 19, 2018
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clutterfuck

a man or a woman that fucks with clutter around them mainly with sex toys, bras, and there other random shit
oh i fucked my girl with a pure clutterfuck
by jeffis March 19, 2020
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Clutterfuck

A comedic term describing a situation of excessive personal clutter, often found in various areas of one's life such as their home, desk, car, garage, bedroom, etc. It's like a clusterfuck, but with the word "cluster" replaced by "personal clutter." The term highlights the comedic struggle of managing an abundance of possessions and the difficulty in determining what to keep and what to discard.
"Trying to find anything in Dave's house is a clutterfuck; it's like a treasure hunt in a tornado."

"I tried to find my keys in Sarah's apartment, but it's such a clutterfuck in there that I gave up and just called an Uber instead."
by WhySteve May 11, 2024
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