clientele

loyal fiends

by Jago April 12, 2003

client number nine

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

clit hitters

Also known as french tips, french manicure and acrylic nails, clit hitters is derived from the over-manicured nails of female porn stars who repeatedly slap their genitals. These porn stars tend to lick their fingers and repeatedly whack their clitoris in fake ecstasy for the camera. Midwestern women are especially vulnerable to the charms of clit hitters, whereas women from the east and west coast find the trend tacky.

Katie could have spent her paycheck on baby formula and diapers, but instead she decided to get new clit hitters so she can look hot on the pole tonight.

by Jashie K January 21, 2011

eleanor clit

Left-wing reporter for Newsweek

Eleanor Clit is actually smarter than your average lib.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

cliterwang

Well. The definiton of a Cliterwang has come to my head because of the recent show on Opera. A man by the name of Thomas Beatie is the first pregnant man. Seems alittle weird to say, but his clitoris? is his penis? righttt...

"To our neighbors, my wife, Nancy, and I don’t appear in the least unusual. To those in the quiet Oregon community where we live, we are viewed just as we are -- a happy couple deeply in love. Our desire to work hard, buy our first home, and start a family was nothing out of the ordinary. That is, until we decided that I would carry our child.

I am transgender, legally male, and legally married to Nancy. Unlike those in same-sex marriages, domestic partnerships, or civil unions, Nancy and I are afforded the more than 1,100 federal rights of marriage. Sterilization is not a requirement for sex reassignment, so I decided to have chest reconstruction and testosterone therapy but kept my reproductive rights. Wanting to have a biological child is neither a male nor female desire, but a human desire. "

Thomas openly discussed with Opera that his clitoris formed into a penis because of Hormone Growth Pills. This caused a "Cliterwang"

by Chone Boxstacker April 4, 2008

Cliterally

Experiencing an unimaginably wonderful sexual experience that arouses you just thinking about it.

"That orgasm was cliterally so good my ass cramped halfway through. 10/10 would fuck again."

by Ayiannout August 30, 2016

Clit-flicker

Supernatural bodice-rippers. A fantasy novel aimed at women that features a plot that has more sex scenes than plot develpement, action, ect. Basically a book designed to be held with one hand while the viewer is busy pleasuring herself along with the heroine with the other hand. The text version of a really graphic porno for women. Usually listed under "Paranormal" or "Dark Fantasy" in book stores. If you're not sure you're reading a clit-flicker, look for the obvious signs: supernatural female hero, usually a vampire or half-vampire. Male interest who's described as having the perfect body, and usually a rogue, or character who's not a fully evil character.

Laurell K. Hamilton novels these days are pretty embarrassing to read in public settings. Each one is nothing more than a clit-flicker.

by Rhio2k March 12, 2009