carlos caliente

The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap.

She totally sophocated when i gave her a carlos caliente.

by Joe Parker October 17, 2006

Clinton Portis

A running back for the washington redskins. Consistantly runs for 1,500 yards each years and cant be stopped by conventional defensive plays

Craig-Dude! did you see that move clinton portis just pulled on Brian Dawkins?
Nick-Yea, He made dawkins look retarted

by cfoer July 27, 2006

clint taurus

A name usually said fast to sound like you are saying the word clitoris.

I called the local bar to fuck with the bartender and got him to call out loud the name Clint Taurus. Ha ha ha. It was so funny he sounded like he was looking for some clitoris.

by JoeyBomm March 26, 2020

Clint Eastwood

One of the greatest actors and directors that have ever come into existence. Is pushing 80, and is amazingly still doing films. Well known films include Million Dollar Baby, Unforgiven, The Dollars Trilogy, High Plains Drifter, and the Dirty Harry series. Clint Eastwood is the ultimate bad-ass.

You haven't seen a bad-ass until you've seen Clint Eastwood on the silver screen.

by Liberty Valence January 2, 2009

Calienta Huevos

1.
South American Colombian Spanish word for 'cockteaser',
Calientapolla is a Mexican or from Spain.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

Straight Spanish Translation means... A female chicken that seats all day to heat eggs, but does no more.
Female Sexual Teaser,

As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

by Just a friend... February 7, 2013

Port Clinton

A small town on Lake Erie. It is full of people that are boring as shit. Nothing goes on besides drugs and lame church related stuff. Living here is boring and every highschooler wants out. Most parents have live there their entire lives. industry has left this town so there are no jobs.

"How are things in Port Clinton?"

"Boring as shit, like always. Thankfully I have pot!"

by xXSP1TTL3SXx February 15, 2010

Clinton broke

Disingenuous claims to a lack of funds, in the fashion of Hillary Clinton.

Maintaining a flawed standard for 'empty' coffers.

Guy 1: "You want to get pizza?"
Guy 2: "Who's paying? I'm broke."
Guy 1: "Man, you're Clinton broke, you just bought a new car."

by Pra3torian June 11, 2014