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The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.
It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.
by MAGAdude April 10, 2025
mugGet the The Toilet Cleaners Paradoxmug.

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.
"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."
by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020
mugGet the The Vacuum Cleanermug.

mexican cleaner

WHITE-JO MEXICAN CLEANER CLEAN MY HOUSE
MEXICAN-NO

WHITE-ILL GIVE A penny
MEXICAN-ok
by omswag May 24, 2015
mugGet the mexican cleanermug.

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.
Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee
by Carltuk May 19, 2016
mugGet the Window cleaners kneemug.

fuckuum cleaner

Fuckuum cleaner is a sex position in which the receptionist acts as if she/he is a vacuum cleaner.
Be my fuckuum cleaner. 🌬
by 🅰️ January 16, 2022
mugGet the fuckuum cleanermug.

Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!
by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
mugGet the Puerto Rican Sewage Cleanermug.

rim cleaner

Your tongue/saliva on someone’s asshole during a “rim job
John I’m going to get you some rim cleaner for Christmas
by WutRUg4y December 7, 2017
mugGet the rim cleanermug.

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