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Clusterfuck

Most commonly used in the military, "clusterfuck" is the 2nd level of group incompetence. Level 1 being a "Circle Jerk", Level 2 being a "Cluster Fuck" and Level 3 being a "Goat Screw".

Specifically, a "clusterfuck" is a situation where a group of individuals are gathered in the same general location and know "what-to-do", but are enaged in activities that are counter-productive to the mission.
"The platoon was supposed to attack the building from the top, the sides, the front and back but everyone converged trying to attack the same location causing a clusterfuck at the front door of the building.
by INFANTRY 11B July 27, 2017
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Clusterfrick

Clusterfrick {clus-ter fri-ck}. A change of the word Clusterfuck, But you gotta keep it PG-13 family friendly content.
" hey what up guys idiot youtuber here and i'm gonna tell you a clusterfrick of a story.
by Cazpin Casper May 19, 2018
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clusterfuckasaurus

When a situation has reached a level of complete & utter chaos involving too much time, energy & effort to sort it out. A hassle, pain in the ass, something you don't want to have to fix or do
This project at work has turned into a complete clusterfuckasaurus!
by bella180ca March 1, 2019
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cluster foxtrot

Similar to cluster fuck, but more pleasant for mixed company.
It was a real cluster foxtrot, grandma. Nobody knew what was going on. It was very frustrating.
by JD Matts December 11, 2019
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Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole
You have a clostered bum hole
by Schubby monster December 22, 2019
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closter

a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.
I was raised in closter.
by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019
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Clatterbanging

The noise created by someone else in your residence, banging of pots and pans in the kitchen, etc. that wakes you up earlier than intended and way more annoyed than intended.
I think I would slit her throat this a.m. if it would give me back the 15 minutes of sleep I lost while she was clatterbanging in the kitchen with every light on!
by cunning2627 October 28, 2019
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