clarinet

Old-time slang for penis, most popular in the 1920's. Currently still very popular in nursing homes and anywhere frequented by octogenarians.

Suck my Clarinet, Callahan!

by Goulet198 September 15, 2009

bass clarinet

A bass clarinet is a musical instrument. For the uninitiated, a bass clarinet resembles a regular clarinet, but it's shaped a little more like a saxophone and sounds a little more like a cow.

Boy 1: Did you hear that cow?
Boy 2: That's actually a recording of my bass clarinet recital.
Boy 1: Great... um... I think I hear my mom calling...

by Fred Durst jr. December 14, 2008

rusty clarinete

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.

the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Clarence

Historically, Clarence’s are unreliable friends.

Hey did you get your fantasy football trophy back from Clarence?

Nah he’s too lazy to deliver it.

Bummer. But that’s a typical Clarence for ya.

by Commissioner Goodell December 26, 2018

Clarence

Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.

"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."

"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"

by BJHOYLE November 26, 2019

Clarinet

A wood sucker.

Along with saxophones.

Another reason why clarinets are favored by so many male band direstors.

by Flutey [[Trumpet hater]] June 11, 2008

clarinet

Codename for a black man's penis. Also a feeble insignificant instrument that is useless on it's own, and needs 50,000 other clarinets playing with it to be heard over a trombone. Loudest volume: messopiano, if they try really hard. Have no real use in anything but concert band, and are only put in marching bands in school because the directors feel sorry for them. Ever notice how there are no woodwinds in professional marching bands? Play melody 99% of the time because the writers don't know what else to do with them.

Clarinet players blow on big black things.

by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007