by Bubulcitate June 30, 2019
The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Tommy Clarke is my nan
by Fat cabbage June 04, 2021
A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 07, 2014
Eddie clarke is the best person you will ever meet he is the G he gets all the girls no matter what. You should all ways talk to a eddie clarke
by Timmy Jacob November 24, 2020
a british music artist who can make music about anything
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
Mom: why are you watching what look porn
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
by Wesiswes December 03, 2021
This type of person is very small usually around 4ft, blond and likes to shovel matts down their throats if you do see this person approach with care or run away
That person is a Megan Clark
"Megan Clark runnnnn!!!!!!"
"Megan Clark runnnnn!!!!!!"
by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017
A Mid Sized Wrestler, who wrestles for the sole purpose of getting a oversized cock up his flubber butt. His Hair is always coasre because he scrubs the high levels of Jiz in his hair.Lastley he Lastley fantasizes of siving his size small penis up ther loose vagina.
Woman 1-Man his hair is course
Woman 2-Yea I Here It's From Jiz
Man 1- Yep Your're right that's my brother Cooper Clarke
Boy 1-Suck My Cock
Cooper-Ok But Then Shove it in my butt
Boy 1- Man You're such a Cooper Clarke
Woman 2-Yea I Here It's From Jiz
Man 1- Yep Your're right that's my brother Cooper Clarke
Boy 1-Suck My Cock
Cooper-Ok But Then Shove it in my butt
Boy 1- Man You're such a Cooper Clarke
by celbritynamer21134 April 13, 2010