Claire is the most beautiful and smartest girl you'll ever meet. Her beautiful blonde hair will immediately hypnotize you and her beautiful vibrating eyes. She loves reading and writing wattpad stories. She is also a major bookworm. She supports the LGBTQ and she rejects boys by saying "No, sorry I'm gay". She has gotten a love letter by a lesbian chick once in her life, and she rejected her with a poem. What a legend. She dislikes kids and hates most men, except for BangChan, NCT bois, BTS, Got7, etc. She likes to dab, whip and nae nae. She sometimes makes people jeaolous with her outstanding grades. Also, she protec and she atac, but most importantly she a snac.
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FUCK YOU CLARIZE
by cleris March 12, 2020
Get the Clarize mug.The gayest instrument ever. Clarinets are notorious to squeal and fail to recognize their true powerful overlords, the bass clarinets. Bass clarinets are the creators of clarinets and are so cool that they literally inspired the creation of the saxophone. All clarinets that aren't bass clarinets are small, fake, and gay. Even the oboes think they are annoying, and oboes are just glorified kazoos! Despite popular belief, all clarinet players are gay retards who think they have talent. If you play the clarinet that is anything lower than a basset (please see basset clarinet) clarinet, please, drink bleach.
Clarinet : Hi boys, want me to finger you with my clarinet
Glorified kazoo: Dude, I have a double reed instrument and even I think you are annoying
Saxophone: bass clarinet, are you really related to this guy.
Bass Clarinet: I hope not
Saxophone: Well, you both are clari-
Bass Clarinet: SHUT UM SAX, I'M THE REASON YOU EXIST!
Glorified kazoo: Dude, I have a double reed instrument and even I think you are annoying
Saxophone: bass clarinet, are you really related to this guy.
Bass Clarinet: I hope not
Saxophone: Well, you both are clari-
Bass Clarinet: SHUT UM SAX, I'M THE REASON YOU EXIST!
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