A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.
by brilliantbimbo69 June 26, 2021
A sex act involving a man who gets sexually aroused by dressing as cupid. Arrows as props are an intensifier.
With Valentine's Day coming up, you know Jarod is going to get his chubby cherub on. Keep him out of Dick's Sporting Goods.
by PowersNTheAttic February 07, 2018
by Fuzzybirdie November 28, 2017
The sweaty pizza delivery boy dropped chubby rain down on the big Jewish individual's face and stuff.
by Banana Hammie June 18, 2020
When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.
by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015
by Hank27 August 09, 2022
Much like the game "Chubby Bunny", the participant stuffs as many cocktail sausages in their mouth as possible whilst still able to recite "Chubby Sausage".
Sandra: Omg Derek has stuffed SO many sausages in his mouth, there's such a mess!
Derek (through meaty drools): Chubby Sausage!
Derek (through meaty drools): Chubby Sausage!
by DerBratMeister November 15, 2017