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Chris

What can i say for Chris... type of guy to make you laugh and have a joke with your friends without wanting to fuck any of them usually medium to tall skinny and a nice guy, but stick him in bed with you and you won’t come out in one legs shaking and condom balloons everywhere nice guy and usually polite too.
Nicole:Hey i was talking to Chris last night.
Sarah:Girl how are you walking?
by Gabriella2470 October 10, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

An amazing guy that most likely has brown hair. His genitals are so large they exceed the size of a Dallans genitals.
I bet he is such a chris.
by Exopenarium February 26, 2019
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Chris

The guy Ava loves. She thinks he's hot, hotter than Dobby, and thinks that he has "everything in a boy i want".
Ava: I love Chris!!
by ava loves chris August 7, 2021
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Chris

Chris will have an existential crisis for no reason randomly. Chris is funny and really Big Brain but will criticize you on the smallest of things. CHRIS IS CHING CHONG AS FUCK
Hey chris hows it going
Chris: i feel dead inside
by Tangy_TicTac LIVE November 2, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a wonderful person and I love him
by Kazutora November 21, 2021
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Chris

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.
“Do you know Chris”
Showershitter Chris”
by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020
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Chris

(this is a stupider version of chris)

A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
Hey you know that stupid kid Chris?

Yeah dude he's kinda a softie though. Is he gay?
by stvpid coward October 5, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

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