Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!
by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020
Get the Chrismug. 
Chris will have an existential crisis for no reason randomly. Chris is funny and really Big Brain but will criticize you on the smallest of things. CHRIS IS CHING CHONG AS FUCK
by Tangy_TicTac LIVE November 2, 2020
Get the Chrismug. An amazing guy that most likely has brown hair. His genitals are so large they exceed the size of a Dallans genitals.
by Exopenarium February 26, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a male that you have probably been pining over for years. He has the gorgeous blue eyes and these freckles that resemble stars in the galaxy. He is a HUGE smart-ass but that just makes you fall in love with him even more. He is caring and soft though he may not show it and needs reassurance. Give it to him, he deserves it. He is very fragile and if you say the wrong thing, it will hurt him deeply. Don't hurt him. He is sweet and probably would be the best boyfriend you ever had. You'll get mad at him sometimes to to him being cryptic but nonetheless, you love him. He is hilarious, handsome, and has an extremely sexy Southern accent. He may not like you back but it's okay. He'll come around. (He also tends to be charming as fuck)
by old brown shoe November 16, 2020
Get the Chrismug. The guy Ava loves. She thinks he's hot, hotter than Dobby, and thinks that he has "everything in a boy i want".
by ava loves chris August 7, 2021
Get the Chrismug. (this is a stupider version of chris)
A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
by stvpid coward October 5, 2019
Get the Chrismug.