choomer

A person who is involved with the act of chooming. A child-man who remains in an adolescent state where physical touching is neither adult nor child. Choomers rely on masculine physical touching (pawing) to demonstrate their feelings. This physical touching becomes their distinctive display of self.

In purely Freudian terms, a choomer is an undeveloped adolescent whose 'pleasure principle' (id) overrides both his ego and superego: his reality and moral imperatives take second lace to his child-like wish fulfilment.

Tom is so childish, he is such a choomer: he cannot stop pawing me

by VictorianMan1 September 12, 2009

chom choms

That feeling you get deep inside your gut when someone does something completely embarrassing (even though they feel know embarrassment whatsoever)

Dumbass: "Haha I'm so WASTED!!"

Observer 1: "She does know that is non-alcoholic beer, right?"

Observer 2: "I dunno man... all I know is I'm feeling some major chom choms

by Lil' Bexxx May 5, 2010

cholmes

even more ethnic variation of holmes, mostly derogatory. you might call your homey "holmes" but you would only call someone you didn't respect a cholmes.

That dude is a cholmes.

Hey get away from my girl cholmes.

by blindspot February 17, 2005

Chom

Abbreviated form of the word chomedy.

Caleb: Hey Kyle, my five shih-tzu's just crapped all over the kitchen floor when Total Recall came on the TV!
Kyle: Really? That's Chom.

by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008

Chomby

A fat, chubby or overweight person.
Can be used as a derogatory comment or as a term of endearment.

"Did you see that fat bitch at Nambour Hospital, making trouble for those two young kids? What a f'ing chomby."

"Aw bubby, you're such a chomby!"

by Shit bits December 4, 2004

chombatta

The act of adding semen to soup.

Once Nancy saw the spent condom in her soup, she realized she had been chombattaed.

by fuzzy January 13, 2004

Chomilk

A drink in which you make a normal glass of chocolate milk. Drink half of that drink, and then refill it with normal milk. DO NOT add any more chocolate powder, syrup, etc. The result is a very satisfying drink which you would not expect to taste so great.

Man, I'm craving some chomilk right now.

by True Fallacy September 19, 2011