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Chodemobile

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.
Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.
by Girouette October 27, 2008
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ChodeFest

ChodeFest is a music festival, founded in Ohio. It's basically the best thing that has ever happened to the earth.
Person A: "Dude! Are you going to ChodeFest 2K10?"

Person B: "ChodeFest?"

Person A: "Yeah dude, it'll blow your chode off!"
by Adam Witner May 26, 2010
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Chodeizo

Chodeizo is an adjective used to describe a person of mexican descent who is really short.

It comes from Chorizo which is a type of sausage.
It also comes from Chode which is a tiny penis.
HEC- "Matt your so short and mexican"
Matt-"No im not"
HEC-"your just a chodeizo dude"
by rioz4life April 30, 2011
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Chode-House Grill

Where a group of chodes go to eat after a day of acting like a complete and total chode-master
Hey man lets go! I'm ready to eat some chodeitas at Chode-House Grill
by chodejagger October 6, 2011
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chodebiscuit

Don't be a chodebiscuit or else you'll have no friends and the hookers will not fuck you.
by giltyrnergotohell January 30, 2012
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chode slapper

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
by CroissantLife July 25, 2012
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Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.
Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!
by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014
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