Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

Chili on a Stick

Giving a blowjob after getting anal

"Did you get chili on a stick last night?"
"Yeah I got the beans too"

by mexicankid69 January 16, 2020

Chili To Go

A random solicitation from a dirty and unkempt prostitute that is an offer for sexual services.

"Hey good lookin, you want some of this Chili to Go?"

by Chopper395 February 02, 2017

fish chili

When a man pours a can of chili on his penis to be used as lube, and then proceeds to put a jalapeño pepper in the woman's asshole as a replacement for a buttplugg. Then woman is then fucked until her vagina is agitated enough to resemble a bowl of chili. Fish chili.

Person 1: "I heard that Naddy let a girl stick a finger up his butt!!"
Person 2: "Really? I heard that Johnny had a bowl of Fish Chili with his Brazilian wife"

by EffingBuddah December 07, 2017

Chili dogged

When your partner eats chili fries and then you face fuck her until she pukes all over you.

My fiancé chili dogged me last night. It was pretty gross , but you know I kind of liked it 😆

by Phat Dogg May 18, 2018

chili in the crockpot

When you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump.

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

by Matt the Crapper January 04, 2014

Chili-Scooping

The act of immense flirting in an incredibly thirsty way. Usually ends in the exchange of phone numbers and awkward eye contact.

*stranger walks up, asks for help with a problem*
Stranger: "In case I have a problem can I have your number?"
You: "Sure"
*gives number*

Friend: "GURL he is scooping yo chili so hard"
You: "What is chili-scooping?"

by tandell September 06, 2013