Walmart Chicken

Male Walmart employees stick their cock into the hot ready to eat chicken. A gruesome reality for those who have previously enjoyed this warm food.

Customer (ryan): Excuse me, do you have any more Walmart Chicken?

Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.

by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

pesca-chicken-tarian

A person who eats fish as well as chicken

Wait why are you eating chicken? Aren’t you a pescatarian?

No I’m a pesca-chicken-tarian

by NotFoxy__ November 18, 2022

Jit Chicken

When something is really good. Like the shit is scrumdidilyuptions. When you muchin' on the excellent kush, it slammin' in your mouth.

"chick-fil-a is pretty poggies ngl ngl ong no cap jit chicken" - SOme dude named Charl

by Ex-Boyfriend187845 December 3, 2022

Break the chicken

Getting the party started or getting people to go crazy. Refers to the in The Crucible where Abigail Williams struck the chicken againts the ground and drank its blood sending the girls into a frenzy in which they danced and stripped uncontrollably. It can also be used to describe when a people are acting unrational or uncontrollable.

(while people are going crazy) Who broke the chicken?

Steve broke the chiken, now its getting crazy.

This party is boring, lets break the chicken

by English 11 October 21, 2011

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020

Chicken Fiddler

A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...

Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?

OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh

Fuck you John!

by Pissed off neighbour February 24, 2013

Chicken date

The ultimate line to ask someone if you are interested in going on a date. Usually involves two people going to a chicken restaurant, ordering chicken and eating it romantically.

“Jimmy asked Adion out on a chicken date and he said yes”

by the young van August 27, 2022