moisten the cotton

To turn in the ladies.

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.

by Kim's Love July 3, 2007

Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

American Cotton Pickers

A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.

Do you happen to know if The History Channel is going to air American Cotton Pickers?

by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 3, 2006

cotton tops

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.

That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.

by Foxypook June 18, 2006

catboner

Due to insecurity and some strange fear of procession of their town, Andover High kids yell this term out to Phillips Academy students. Phillips Academy kids find it pathetic, amusing, or just plain mean. They usually yell back things including "dog fucker" and "apply again next year!" This ongoing tension between the two schools is mostly under amusement and misunderstanding rather than true rivalry.

Dude did you here that? I they catbonered me five times when I walking back to my dorm!

by 8-O December 19, 2008

cottonmouth

occurs after one smokes marijuana; refers to the mouth becoming exceedingly dry, spit becoming sparse and thick, and the roof of the mouth becoming seemingly impossible to reach with your tongue

After smoking the weed Diana found stashed in her dad's apartment, Mel, Grace, and Diana had a bad case of cottonmouth and were desperate to get to Sonic for Route 44 oz. slushes.

by HammyLum March 5, 2009