arkansas credit card

a piece of rubber tubing and a gas jug, used with the intent of stealing gas.

I'm gonna fill my tank usung my arkansas credit card

by bignastyky September 22, 2006

Library card

A metaphorical card that one loses upon engaging in sexual intercourse in the library.

Kate took John's library card in the stacks last night!

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

Homophobic Card

When someone accuses you for being homophobic with a bad reason to do so.

"Some yaoi fangirls play the Homophobic Card on me when I don't like their yaoi paring."

by ThisMansGame July 13, 2016

Helen Keller Card

The card with Helen Keller's name on it that always manages to win the round in the game Apples to Apples.

He was jealous because his sister played the Helen Keller Card and won the game.

by PurpleFlags May 16, 2010

Cardi B

thrash shit prostitute

A: Have you heard of Cardi B?
B: You mean the shitty rapper that can’t write her own lyrics?
A: No, I mean the piece of shit that sings classical opera.

by :( ): September 5, 2019

report card

A piece of paper your school gives you, thinking you are going to have your parents sign it. Normally contains the letter "F" or "E" followed by comments from your teachers on how bad of a student you are.

Just got my report card, looked at it, all Fs, took to the teacher like: Throw some Ds on the bitch!

- Soulja Boy Tellem

by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007

Mexican Gas Card

A syphon ie. a long thin plastic tube used to steal gas from other peoples cars.

Hey Pedro, got any pesos for gas,
No chico, but i have my Mexican Gas Card

by J-Wedge June 11, 2006