play carpenter

rules:

First we get hammered. Then I nail you!

"hey cutie! wanna play carpenter?"
"NO! but im sure ur friends do!"

by wachus January 10, 2008

carpenter's dream

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

by KRHimself January 1, 2005

carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

by Batman November 9, 2001

Carpet Gypsy.

Just like a but pirate but for a girl!
Lesbians on the prowl for some carpet.
This was made up by the famous Blonde girl
Jordan!

Wow Look at leah get all that pussy on the dance floor!!

What a Carpet Gypsy.

lesbian Girl

by Jordan dewert February 27, 2009

Carpet Kid

The cringey, disgusting, misfit group of weeaboos, emos, and rejects that will usually sit in the hallways oppose to tables during lunch. You can identify them by their fedoras or their anime or rick and morty regalia.

Usually greasy and haven't showered in a long time. They usually put off a pungent odor that they all constantly share for some reason. It's very similar to old socks and wet dog.

They are the representation of tumblr as a person.

I just called that carpet kid looking at Yiff porn

by Jadderall May 20, 2018

Carpentersville

(The Getto)in illinois...

I just wen't to Carpentersville to get HI.

by MasterRoach April 12, 2008

drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006