pointing at the camera

someone who always points at the camera is definitely a virgin.

max: “why is gage always pointing at the camera?”
logan: “he’s a virgin, let him be”

by jukativity May 19, 2022

Camera-Tiddy

When you see Tiddies on Camera.

I saw a Camera-Tiddy bruh.

by LemmeYeet June 14, 2021

Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam

Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.

"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"

"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"

by The Body Snatcher August 22, 2011

camera snipe

to take someone's picture from a long distance, often without that person being aware of it

That group of people over there is trying to camera snipe me.

by icearrow43 May 24, 2016

camera chameleon

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.

I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.

by SouloCutz2 June 18, 2017

camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"

by JerBearGRR April 19, 2014

CAMERA POOP

when ur ugly mom gets in the picture and frames it

debbie: hey did u have fun at the party?
shelby: no my frikken mom made a camera poop!
debbie: lol roflcopter

by stotteyman May 19, 2010