Butthole Callus

noun

The condition in which an individual has consumed such a volume of spicy foods, over a length of time, that their anus is no longer torched by the defecation of spicy foods.

"Dude, that habanero is going to tear you up on the way out!"

"Bitch please, I have a butthole callus."

"Oh cool! Sometimes I cry when I poop..."

by MakersandCoke October 19, 2011

Calling the Butler

A euphemism meaning to have sex with someone who is in a subservient role; to use someone as your sex slave; to have someone who can be called at any time for ones own gratification.

She was feeling very sexually frustrated, she'd evening considered calling the butler!

by JBach07 May 13, 2016

Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016

calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

Callum Hilton

The Norse God

AHWWHWHWHWHH YES UWU, Callum hilton

by mommy? sorry, mommy? February 15, 2019

Callum Watts

Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.

Ew it's CALLUM WATTS!!

by nigelatemynuggets December 2, 2019

Callum Wollis

Callum Wollis is a strong male. If u are referred to as a Callum Wollis, you should be blessed

Me :Your Such a Callum Wollis

You : Thx

by Lava21 December 18, 2019