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callum cato

Callum cato: a gorgeous handsome kind-hearted human. But oh boy can he be evil. Lets say you meet for the first time: you bully each other for a bit but its all fun then you become freinds and he really starts to grow on you. You fall in love. For ab 2 months to finnally tell him how u feel to find out he likes u back <3333333333 you date and eventually brake up hen ab 5 days after saying "i love you" and "ur cute" and "ur perfect for me "and suddenly u has a new slutty girlfriend that was ur freind. Then is a complete asshole making you insecure and vulnerable <3 and now you love him and hate him and dont know what to do becaue they flirt & talk ab seggs and wierd shit but hes not yours anymore so all you can be is jealous. <3
Freind 1: y/n isnt that you ex callum cato?
Freind 2: omg it is

Y/n : oh yeh he was so nice until we broke up now hes a selfish git
by bæ <3 July 29, 2021
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Callum Haughey

Famous and rich tiktok creator who somehow didn't know miranda sings existed although they share the same iconic red lipstick.
He is the arch nemesis of iconicmoments and constantly shouts memorable quotes like
"Ya what hunt? I'm Chan'elle!"
They have an incredible boyfriend called Dylan, who appears on the social media every so often in vlogs of their dates and in his lives.
Callum has an art GCSE which is used to sell paintings for 7 figures every week.
"Did you heat about Callum Haughey?"

"Yes, apparently he doesn't know many famous people or musicals!"
by Becky Slay Queen January 30, 2023
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CALLUM POOLE

The term used for someone with a guilty face who lies men and throws his dirty clothes all over the floor
" i chase people up the stairs and eat pizza and beans."Callum Poole.
by weewoman March 31, 2008
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callum law

aye rite, a whole load of ****. get a life mate!
total lies,lies lies lies and more lies
by tj April 1, 2004
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callum church

callum = utter nerd/geek/noob/freak
really greasy hair and really weird personality. scary laugh.
thinks he's all that when really hes not.
girl 1: ewwwwwwww! did you see him?
girl2: yea! he was such a callum church!
by awkwardturtle;) December 14, 2010
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Callum Whittington

A Memelord famous for his op hit single Full Of Trolliness. Is exceptionally good at Fallout and is part of the Meme Team consisting of William, Ben and Callum
Person 1: Wow i just did a Callum Whittington!
Person 2: You Memelord!
by Subject031 February 27, 2017
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Dirty Callum

Midget with a small dick who gets pegged by mr.hands and his horse cock
Cant come out im doing a dirty callum
by Callum Richard Peter Thomas January 31, 2022
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