CALLUM TURNER

THE HOTTEST AND THE MOST TALENTED ACTOR IN THE WORLD

OH THERE GOES CALLUM TURNER

by Pasta. June 6, 2022

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

callum law

aye rite, a whole load of ****. get a life mate!

total lies,lies lies lies and more lies

by tj April 1, 2004

CALLUM POOLE

The term used for someone with a guilty face who lies men and throws his dirty clothes all over the floor

" i chase people up the stairs and eat pizza and beans."Callum Poole.

by weewoman March 31, 2008

Callum Whittington

A Memelord famous for his op hit single Full Of Trolliness. Is exceptionally good at Fallout and is part of the Meme Team consisting of William, Ben and Callum

Person 1: Wow i just did a Callum Whittington!
Person 2: You Memelord!

by Subject031 February 27, 2017

callum church

callum = utter nerd/geek/noob/freak
really greasy hair and really weird personality. scary laugh.
thinks he's all that when really hes not.

girl 1: ewwwwwwww! did you see him?
girl2: yea! he was such a callum church!

by awkwardturtle;) December 14, 2010

Dirty Callum

Midget with a small dick who gets pegged by mr.hands and his horse cock

Cant come out im doing a dirty callum

by Callum Richard Peter Thomas January 31, 2022