curly d

When a woman has curly hair and her name starts with d

Hey curly d what’s up girl!!!!!!!

by EAPinthehouse March 30, 2019

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chasing curlies

This is a general term denoting the act of housekeeping in all of its forms, specifically the act of removing pubic hair from bathroom surfaces. Created over the disturbing job of trying to remove with your rag that one last elusive pubic hair, almost certainly belonging to someone else, from an otherwise clean tub. Term is frequently used by staffs of professional housekeepers, especially young white hippie housekeepers in the ritzy mountainous ski towns of Southwest Colorado.

Dreadlocked baked male maid #1: Hey dude, 'sup today? Wanna ride?

Dreadlocked baked male maid #2: Ah you know...just chasing curlies, then headed up {onto omnipresent ski hill}.

Dreadlocked baked male maid #1: Dude, you really should have been born a trustfunder like me.

by VanadiamElerdville November 3, 2009

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Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

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