Coupon Whore

A woman, or even a man, who have nothing better to do than clip and collect coupons from SEVERAL copies of the same issue of the Sunday newspaper, the internet, magazines, and from other sources. This species of social menace will create and stall long lines of customers at the checkout counter, over petty disputes of even pettier, insignificant amounts of savings in their claims. They are a form of thief, in that they always try to get something for nothing, and almost always at someone else's expense. They rip coupons off of products on shelves and put them with the products they plan to "buy", and even switch sales signs from place to place, in an attempt to con the store out of charging him/her the full/true price of a product. They abuse and exploit store coupons and rewards and greedily horde every issue of a Sunday paper they can, leaving none for anyone else, and always solely for the coupons within. These subhuman weeds also ALWAYS visit their favorite store during times when the past week's sales ad overlaps the beginning of the new week's sales ad, in order to take advantage of both sales' deals. They also hold up lines with multiple transactions when in-store rewards programs allow for such exploitation. They usually carry a three ring binder or baseball card collector's binder full of coupons, complete with color-coded, labeled tabs, usually a few inches thick.

That coupon whore held up my line for over thirty minutes, fishing for her 75 cent off coupon in her three ring binder. After the addition of store and manufacturer coupons, the XBOX 360 console and the new Halo game only cost her sixty-five cents, which she paid for with a personal check. Oh, she also claimed that the other three transactions were for her cousins, mother, and neighbor and that's why she had four different store rewards membership cards... They were all on the same keychain...

by Wizard Toast September 20, 2010

Perfect couple

A couple that has been together for a long time and shows no intention of ever breaking up because they are so happy with each other.

Katherine and Emilio are the perfect couple. They are so happy together.

by Emiline1234 April 19, 2010

Couple

two to fifteen objects or ideas of the same sort.

A couple of cookies, is fifteen. A couple of chores is two. QED

by Iramch Spittlinger June 16, 2009

toss a couple kids at her

To ejaculate on a girl (not in an orifice).

Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.

by Nick D January 24, 2005

coupled

Two people joined in a relationship.

"It's so nice to see that Jan and Mark have finally coupled."

by Ahhmeer April 22, 2008

Couple Goals

A couple that’s seen as best friends and lovers. Two people that can have fun with one another but show their love at the same time. Much Like Brandon and Danielle.

Damn, Brandon and Danielle are couple goals.

by DaddyMc October 15, 2018

G35 Coupe

A legendary car with the Nissan VQ engine from 2003-2007, until the ugly G37 is coming out. For people who want a car that competes with a 3 series, A4, Lexus IS350, and such. Not a car for people who cant afford it, it's not like nobody cross shops.

Man: Hey how much was that car 65k?

G35 coupe Owner: No, it was actually just about 39K fully loaded, but THANKS!

by Hazerforsure May 25, 2007