con goggles

since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale

example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six

by the ragin asian October 18, 2010

Sented Con

a roblox place created by pedos for pedos, if you see one report

basically 60 yr olds circlejerking eachother and having sex in a kids game,
usually gets deleted from 1-15 minutes

some pedo (typically a male,incel,30-50yr old): yay lets play some sented con!!!!11
normal person(typically just a kid, 5-15 yrs old): yay lets play some *insert a front page game name here*

by ahandlewtf123 June 29, 2020

Con artist

Mothers that go to Vegas and tell their daughters they’re in the hospital

I’m in the hospital I can’t talk bye lol CON ARTIST

by your girllll October 25, 2018

Def Con

When a woman is having her period and you want to warn other males about it you say Def Con.

Mom: Timmy!!!! Clean your fothermucking room!!!!!!
Timmy: What the hells with mom?
Bobby: Def Con
Timmy: Ohh. Thanks.........sure mom.....i love you!

by Jonathan McDoodi May 20, 2008

Con Jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homless and under the influence of demorahl and crack

Im always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when im trying to get some peace of mind.

by Aliatron November 9, 2008

con carne

1. In spansih, with meat
2. Exceptionally cool, when added on the end of an adjective, meaning "twice s cool"

Derek, you is cool con carne!

by Derek Byrd January 26, 2005

Adobe Conned

The act of being conned by Adobe to install some bloatware, Google tool or desktop or McAfee malware simply because you click to download and install Adobe Flash or Reader too quickly and before the pre-checked additional bloatware box appears on the download webpage.

Go to www.adobe.com, click on Flash Player icon, click button to Download and install.... but wait a few seconds first and the preselected bloatware finally pops up is already checked and included if you miss it. If you find bloatware suddenly on your PC after installing an Adobe product.... you've been 'Adobe Conned!!!'

by The Beezle July 12, 2012