computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.

I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.

by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009

Macintosh Computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.

Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!

by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009

computer professional

A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering

A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.

by Class Instructor October 30, 2006

computer screen

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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs

...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.

"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"

by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009

Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.

"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!

by Ju_C December 20, 2009

Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.

Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."

by A-No. July 17, 2010