cobra and the mongoose

opposite or contrasting point/s of view

dem liberals and conservatives be like de cobra and the mongoose brah!!! -those two are like the cobra and the mongoose!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Cobra Chicken

A canadian goose you dumbass all canadians fear this wild creature and they will not hesitate to attac if need they will leave hurty bite marks

1: I got chased by a cobra chicken.
2: Damn did you get bit?

by CobraChickenHunter January 21, 2022

cobra clutch

a maneuver very similar to the snowplow.

"I totally put her in the cobra clutch last night."

by boltaford March 14, 2007

Spitting Cobra

A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.

Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"

Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"

The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra

by callingdom May 17, 2008

Happy Cobra

A legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform cunnilingus on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.

Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.

by Arkanoid_Champ March 19, 2012

Cobra Kai

a show where a bunch of sweaty men do karate

Gay 1: dude, have you watched Cobra Kai?

Gay 2: yas Miguel Diaz is so hot

by summa-lummadooma-lumma September 21, 2022

Tibetan Cobra

The act of a man ejaculating into a girls mouth, then when the girl stands up and is about to kiss the man she spits in into his face.

Tod: Hey dude how was Steph last night?
Ron: Everthing was going good until she gave me a Tibetan Cobra.
Tod: Shit dude are you serious?
Ron: Yeah man it got in my eyes and everything.

by TBallz42 August 08, 2011