Piece of shit. No one really likes him he's just always there and no one knows why and always a sarcastic piece of shit with no friends
by Verygrimcheddarcheese August 19, 2017
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girl 2: UHM who?
girl 1: That fan over there, Laike Clark.
girl 2:OMG you're right I see him.... what a fan-
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by Gojosmaster May 6, 2021
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Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)
Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)
Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.
If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.
Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.
Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)
Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)
Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.
If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.
Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.
Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Person 1: “Oh there’s clark cowen!”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”
Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”
Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”
Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”
Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
by randomlyfindsmoneybabe August 16, 2023
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she was a waitress at chilis for a while. but when she got fired she stole a shirt on the way out. she got fired because she was caught licking all of the plates before putting the food on them and serving them to the customers. she claims the licking was because her sex life was nonexistent, so she tried to fuck the plates instead. she later admitted that “the plates must not have been feeling the same was she was”... she is still a virgin. the shirt is red and gray striped and is still sitting in her dresser today.
sometimes she lays on top of her friends and snorts in their neck. (also because of her nonexistent sex life)
even though she never got that sexy time, she has still had some moments with ramen, jace, and liam 🤤🤤🤪 and we will never forget about jackson from camp
she is known to pee on all of her friends when something is funny. she has ruined peoples homes with her pee. her pee is green💚💚💚
she was a waitress at chilis for a while. but when she got fired she stole a shirt on the way out. she got fired because she was caught licking all of the plates before putting the food on them and serving them to the customers. she claims the licking was because her sex life was nonexistent, so she tried to fuck the plates instead. she later admitted that “the plates must not have been feeling the same was she was”... she is still a virgin. the shirt is red and gray striped and is still sitting in her dresser today.
sometimes she lays on top of her friends and snorts in their neck. (also because of her nonexistent sex life)
even though she never got that sexy time, she has still had some moments with ramen, jace, and liam 🤤🤤🤪 and we will never forget about jackson from camp
she is known to pee on all of her friends when something is funny. she has ruined peoples homes with her pee. her pee is green💚💚💚
by ursexybitch April 22, 2019
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“Yeah, she’s a right Anna Clarke”
“What do you mean?”
“She likes the semen of many men across her face and in her body at once as possible.”
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“What do you mean?”
“She likes the semen of many men across her face and in her body at once as possible.”
by Lolsies4Evs September 20, 2018
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"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
by PrinceCharming69 April 18, 2014
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by Hezza69 May 26, 2019
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