clap

A mildly severe sexually transmitted disease that produces purulent sexual organ discharge and/or a burning or itching sensation whilst loosening the yellow or amber colored waste product secreted by the kidneys that in mammals .

I've had the clap three times, it toe up mah puss and poop shoot, but at least I don't have anything on my mouth. I'm happy.

by JB2003 August 13, 2003

Bear Clap

a dance move performed in the nude after a shower. It involves spreading your feet far apart, bending your knees to 90 degrees and hip thrusting. The goal is to have your scrotum slap off your lower stomach and then your 'choda', making a clapping-like noise. It is usually used in the art of seduction.

In its perfect form it is done while listening to "the BearCat" by David Wilcox

"My boyfriend had the loudest bear clap ever last night, so i just had to let him nail me"

by thebearclapper February 5, 2010

the clap

Gonorrhea. you get it from sex.

Sugar I'd come over but your coffee tastes like the clap.

It's me Warren G., the nigga with the clap.

by crime September 6, 2004

clap

shoot with firearm

act up, get clapped up.

by mister ill May 19, 2003

golf clap

A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark.com, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause.

He wanted us to be impressed. I showed him just how impressed I was with the golf clap.

by Lady Csyde January 7, 2004

clap back

-to insult someone after they insult you

A: yo, ja rule claped back at 50 wit dat song
B: werd

by da1 November 4, 2003

Golf Clap Them Cheeks

This is what you do whenever you have to have sex really quietly.

I had to golf clap them cheeks with my girlfriend last night, or her roommate might have woken up.

by Undo Hajiban September 27, 2020