very sexy, tall guy. one of the most random, funny guys you will ever meet. fun to talk to. knows how to make a girl smile. not a mean person, BUT is a whore.
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And refers to the act of civilizing or converting an uncontacted native group, specially a hostile one, often by means of arms
And refers to the act of civilizing or converting an uncontacted native group, specially a hostile one, often by means of arms
Person: The Sentinelese people are hostile to outsiders, have had no contact with civilization and will receive you with a volley of arrows
Me: Just Christopher Colombus the motherfuckers and you're done
Me: Just Christopher Colombus the motherfuckers and you're done
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a guy who found America after the native Americans and after the Vikings and he also commit genocide against the native Americans and rapped minors after he enslaved them and brang them yo Spain so don't celebrate st.patricks day
by the god liam March 17, 2021
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by ARehd September 10, 2014
Get the Christopher mug.They are one-of-a-kind, grade-A pieces of shit that complain in high piched voices whenever someone says something that they don't like. They are so big headed while they are driving around town in their yellow cars (everyone hates yellow).
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Get the Christoffel mug.Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
by bob landry July 24, 2008
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A Christian that thinks he is the only one saved and feels the need to cram his view down everyone's throat.
A person that professes Christ and feels the need to kill doctors that provide abortions or burn down gay bars.
A term used unfairly of any Christian that simply wants to share his faith with a non-Christian.
A Christian that thinks he is the only one saved and feels the need to cram his view down everyone's throat.
A person that professes Christ and feels the need to kill doctors that provide abortions or burn down gay bars.
A term used unfairly of any Christian that simply wants to share his faith with a non-Christian.
Would you look at those christernazis screaming at that gay couple. Where are the cops when you need them?
Here comes Mrs. Smith, our town's christernazi. She hates me so much because I took my kids to go see Harry Potter!
These are those christernazis that picket funerals for soliders killed in action. They hate everyone!
All I wanted to do was invite my friends to the church youth group activity and they laughed and called me a christernazi!
The pastors in my church say that I can't cut my hair or wear makeup or wear jewelry. What a bunch of christernazis!
Here comes Mrs. Smith, our town's christernazi. She hates me so much because I took my kids to go see Harry Potter!
These are those christernazis that picket funerals for soliders killed in action. They hate everyone!
All I wanted to do was invite my friends to the church youth group activity and they laughed and called me a christernazi!
The pastors in my church say that I can't cut my hair or wear makeup or wear jewelry. What a bunch of christernazis!
by tainochief November 22, 2010
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