The Celine Dion

The act of tattooing "My Heart Will Go On," made famous from the 11 time Academy Award winning film "Titanic", above ones genitals... Then ending sexual relations with ones partner by ejaculating on their face and then revealing another tattoo under the shaft that reads "YOUR FACE."

Leonardo Di'Caprio expresses his love of painting on faces by removing his pants and performing "The Celine Dion" in a scene from the "Titanic." He says, "I want to paint you."

by CumDumpster March 14, 2012

Celibat

Much like celibate but referring to masterbation. To stop slapping the salami. often prescribed after one masterbates too often causing an uncomfortable rash to form on the shaft.

*WARNING* going celibat can increase the occurence ofNRB's and wet dream's

Rosco went celiBAT for Lent because he's a catho. his goal was 40 but he only made it to 27!

by wynts January 29, 2007

paint the ceiling

Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.

I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling

by Col. John C. Hosebag July 18, 2006

Celine

The most beautiful/sexy girl (ho bag) in the world!

"Man, I'd like to tap Celine all night!"

by matthew murphy April 30, 2006

lickin' the ceiling

when you're high on cocaine or similar stuff and you go to bed and you're so excited that you can't sleep and it takes you hours awake looking up to the ceiling till you fall asleep.

-I'm gonna get cocaine from Roger for tonight, you want some?
-no way, i don't want to spend the after hours lickin' the ceiling when i get home

by FrankieHamish January 12, 2007

Celibiddie

Celibiddie is used to describe an attractive girl who is either celibate or extremely prude. It is the combination of celibate (no sex) and biddie (hot chick)

Matt: "Dude that girl is smokin' hot...you think she'll get with me?"

Brett: "Goodluck bro, she's a total celibiddie"

by Sychmo May 22, 2007

No Ceilings!

When an original song begins to play in a public setting that Lil' Wayne has covered on his mixtape "No Ceilings", one may yell the statement "no ceilings!". This reminds all listeners in the vicinity that when Lil' Wayne took the same beat from the original song and put in his own lyrics, he made it twice as fresh.

Let's say you're at the club and Swag Sufin' by F.L.Y. starts to play. Now as we all know, Lil' Wayne beasted on this beat on the album "No Ceilings", one may now yell the term "no ceilings!" to remind everyone that F.L.Y. has been outdone.

Lynn- "Hey Kenny, is that the song Ice Cream Paint Job by Dorrough coming on the radio?

Kenny- "Why yes it is Lynn, no ceilings!"

by Brad Mcdouche November 9, 2009