Gyal clown

Caribbean slang (especially Jamaican patois) for Simp; a male who'll do anything to please a girl (even if it would make him look like an idiot).

"oh lawd him ah gyal clown"

by UptownChargie October 8, 2020

down like a clown in circus town

To be ready or available for a proposed activity.

Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!

by OberonCAS March 21, 2010

Lexington Alarm Clock

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

Lunch O’Clock

1) The time when one takes their lunch break and/or eats their afternoon meal. 2) Any meal-time that is an unspecified time (e.g. not exactly at “noon”) set aside for the second meal of the day. 3) The time of day when one’s brain goes “out to lunch” and checks out for an extended break.

1. I’m so hungry...I got so busy today that lunch o’clock came and went and I didn’t eat.
2. Let’s go check out that new restaurant for lunch o’clock.

3. I started to draft that memo... then lunch o’clock hit, and my brain shut down for an hour.

by Gemini Grammarian June 4, 2018

Closet Cheating

Basically, it's when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they're cheating. Most typically found in the DMG+ Levels in Counter Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking.

Legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as fuck
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.

by Vinyl_TF2 May 22, 2017

clotpole

Composed of "clot" meaning fool or oaf and "pole" referring to the male genetalia.

"He's trying to get rid of me and if you weren't such a clotpole you'd see that!"

by Sasha234 September 20, 2009

pink clouding

Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn't.

(Girl jumps to her death). Cop: "I just talked to her yesterday. She was pink clouding, and I knew it." ~Amanda Rollins, Law & Order SVU

by Hollibird May 22, 2017