Dave: Dude, there is a battle going on.
Tony: What?
Dave: Bro, it's Nutter Butter vs. Swamp Ass over the Taint Dome.
Tony: What?
Dave: Bro, it's Nutter Butter vs. Swamp Ass over the Taint Dome.
by Trombone73 July 2, 2016
Get the Nutter Butter mug.Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists.
Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.
Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.
Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.
Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?
Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.
Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.
Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.
Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?
Poo butter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:
- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours
- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours
by Dr Landers May 4, 2006
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this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!
i was bonin' Lisa and she obviously loved it coz she buttered my balls. or:
i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin
i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin
by Nice_and_greasy_slips_in_easy October 21, 2005
Get the buttered balls mug.Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.
It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.
It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018
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Get the butter her bread mug.“Peanut butter inside” is a saying the rappers often use in songs, (Kendrick Lamar, Swae Lee) discribing that the inside of their car is brown or a brownish color. The car is Peanut butter inside.
Tanner: “hello friend, what color is the inside of your car?”
Trevontarious: “mannnnnn... that bihhhh peanut butter inside!”
(defined by Luke and Nick)
Trevontarious: “mannnnnn... that bihhhh peanut butter inside!”
(defined by Luke and Nick)
by Trevontarious, Luke and Nick March 9, 2018
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