"Ere Wayne, you proper need a shave."
"How do I, dickhead?"
"He's right, you've got a right bastard burger tash."
"How do I, dickhead?"
"He's right, you've got a right bastard burger tash."
by Stottie Kyek August 19, 2008
Get the burger tash mug.Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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The true meaning of being on top of the food chain, a Land, Sea, and Air Burger consists of a McDonalds Hamburger, a chicken patty, and a Filet-o-Fish patty. This is what KFC's Double Down wants to be when it grows up.
The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.
The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.
The Land, Sea, and Air Burger accounts for more deaths in the USA then shark attacks, lightning strikes, and bee stings combined.
by sh0eless May 11, 2010
Get the The Land, Sea, and Air Burger mug.by _John_Stamos_ July 28, 2009
Get the burger king attack mug.1...a burger, so amazingly edible and tasty, that only the highest qualilty resturants include them on thier menu.
2...what to ask for as a joke at a drive through window like McDonalds or other similar fast food resturant, knowing that they don't know what it is.
3...a small town in Australia, the state of Victoria
2...what to ask for as a joke at a drive through window like McDonalds or other similar fast food resturant, knowing that they don't know what it is.
3...a small town in Australia, the state of Victoria
I had the Yea Burger at the Formal Dining resturant, and it was so good, I went and murdered the chef.
(at a drivethrough window)
Guy: Can I get a Yea Burger?
Attendant:A what?
Guy:A fukin Yea Burger you idiot.
Attendant:Um, Yea sure?! Do you want fries with that?
Guy: Yea, of course I do, you fukin assmouthed bastard.
Attendant: Please pull to the next window sir.
Guy:Yea.
Yesterday, we all went up to Yea, and we got Yeaed.
(at a drivethrough window)
Guy: Can I get a Yea Burger?
Attendant:A what?
Guy:A fukin Yea Burger you idiot.
Attendant:Um, Yea sure?! Do you want fries with that?
Guy: Yea, of course I do, you fukin assmouthed bastard.
Attendant: Please pull to the next window sir.
Guy:Yea.
Yesterday, we all went up to Yea, and we got Yeaed.
by Blip Rogers September 23, 2007
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Get the get stick bugged lol mug.To have other things to do, to have more important things to do, to have more interestings things to do.
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