buffet

heaven for fat people and john candy's glory

the buffet was wiped out by john candy

by baka_kuso_yarou December 10, 2004

The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.

Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Seaside Brunch Buffet

A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.

Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.

by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009

wang buffet

to slap or cuff with one's wang.

shut the f*** up or im gonna wang buffet you in the face.

by Cakenggt July 24, 2008

Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

Shit buffet

The act of preforming oral sex on a female, only to find out that she has not wiped her asshole cleanly of fecal matter.

Bro 1: Dude, how was eating out that hunnie last night?

Bro 2: Ugh it was so gross. Bitch gave me the Shit Buffet.

by Adamus Rothenberguss May 29, 2009

buffet

to withdraw completely then penetrate her in one thrust, repeat.

i buffeted to my satiety in that juicy pum-pum o'hers, yesterday.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006