Just browsing

What you tell a crossing guard when you go to the parent pick up line at a school and they ask which is yours.

Child rapist: *Pulls up next to crossing guard in the parent pick up line*
Crossing guard: Which one is yours?
Child rapist: Oh I'm just browsing.

by The truth about what is real April 19, 2021

Brewski

-Nickname for a best friend, usually of the opposite sex, although not necessarily.

-A good drinking buddy.

...I miss my brewski. :(

Wassup, my brewski?! xD

by NightmareMistress June 3, 2010

broskimo

one of those conformist bro kids who wears true religion jeans (sagged a little past the crotch), styles his hair up in a fo-hawk, and most importantly regularly wears his extra fluffy, oversized parka jacket with the furry hood

hey look at that broskimo!

by Greg Taylor December 13, 2008

broskie

A fag or homo-sexual guy who loves beer and thinks he is "Doing it" when he is not. They also like country music aka red neck music and most likely are on a baseball team. For more information look up gay.

Jack- All the guys on the baseball team are broskies.

Mike- I know they think they are doing it.

by bro_skie March 28, 2009

Blowski Buddies

Two friends who give each other blowski's or blowjobs just to pleasure each other. It usually occurs between a man and a woman and they are friends who blow each other just to make each other feel good, no relationship attachments.

"Last night me and my neighbor Sally became Blowski Buddies when she came over and we gave each other blowjobs. But we're still only friends."

by Ghandi6969 May 3, 2010

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011

bronski

A can or bottle of beer.

"While you're up, grab me another bronski from the fridge."

by the mang October 1, 2007