bollock

gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

Bollocks

1. Male gonads
2. Utter rubbish. Bullshit,

Why are you reading the Urban Dictionary? Everyone knows it's full of bollocks.

by Adrian Petyt December 16, 2003

Bollocks

1.An exclaimation.
2.Testicals.
3.Used to describe something that wasn't good.

1.'Argh! Bollocks! I'm stuck!'
2.'She whacked him in the bollocks!'
3.'Paris Hilton's acting is complete bollocks!'

by Roxy411 August 24, 2005

cunty bolloks

the term given to an irritating twat,someone whos gettin up your nose,a gloating no good bastard...

hey cunty bolloks any more er that ill give u a good pounding....

by beatnek October 15, 2007

jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!

"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"

by juve September 12, 2007

Bollocks Chops

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

Bollocks

a term i use when i run out of weed

bollocks, i've got no more weed

by tugger October 10, 2003