Pulling a brockoli

when you run away from a kiss so fast that the male/female doesn't even notice you left

The girl leaned in excitedly but soon enough realised he was pulling a brockoli

by NALAvSIMBA March 15, 2020

brocoli

The green stuff you never wanted to eat.

Eat your brocoli Timmy, it will make you big and strong like hulk hogan.

by Hulktasticly Hogan December 1, 2015

broccolini

Very fancy weed that you might buy in Seattle

“I went to Seattle and this guy sold me some broccolini”

by Heckheckheckheckheck March 13, 2018

jizz broccolli

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.

"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"

by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009

Broccodile

The result of merging a crocodile with everybody's favourite green leafy vegetable, the broccoli.

Dude 1: "Holy shit! That looks like a green leafy crocodile!"

Dude 2: "That's a Broccodile, bro."

by BroccodileLover January 13, 2010

BroccoliWagon

admin on Craftscade Network, has been around since near the start of Craftscade

“oh dude! BroccoliWagon just logged on!”
“oh nice! I’m gonna say hi to the best admin!”

by stillonline69 December 24, 2019

Broccili boi

THIS MAN IS ADROABLE AND GREEN AND WILL PUNT YOU INTO THE GROUND

Broccili boi broke his bones AGAIN

by much good mha fan December 1, 2021