Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

brendan blues

A sexy hot man that can get any girl that he looks at. He is also very acually active especially at night. He is very talented in many ways.

Wow look at that Brendan Blues over there

by Logan Peacock January 21, 2017

Brendan

Brendan is a lovely guy he is funny and caring towards his mates but cant take a joke. Brendan loves his year 14 year old girls, is that smart that some people call him mega-mind and absolutely loves male dogs.

WOW did you see what that guy did to his male dog? Yeah he must following Brendan

by Abka September 27, 2017

brendan and alyssa

The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.

Brendan and alyssa are a cute couple

by Definition name November 20, 2017

Brendan

i mean he’s ok. not good. but not bad either. but he is a bad child. really no joke

Brendan: “ok”
Joey: “shut up”

by JoeyWoah January 5, 2020

Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021

Brendan

brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend

guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy

by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024