Brandon

a fat fuck who gets no hoes and eat all da time

the nigga brandon a fuckin midget

by billynigga425 October 8, 2019

Brandon

A really lovable person, who is the kindest person you will ever meet. He has a big heart, but he's also really hot. All the girl want to be with him.

Wow that guy's a Brandon.

No you're not cool enough to be a Brandon.

by onereasontostaypositive March 21, 2013

Brandon

A bitch ass nigga but at the same time a true bestie

Andrew: Do you know Brandon?
Abdallah: No.
Andrew: Bro THE Brandon
Abdallah: Ohhhhh

by Lil Cereal Bowl December 15, 2017

Brandon Brown

A nascar driver who cant get any sponsors and had his career runied by a dumb cunt reporter who thought inbreads saying Fuck Joe Biden were saying Lets go Brandon.

Person A: Is Brandon Brown racing today?
Person B: Nope, no one will sponsor him.

by Lightnightfury August 27, 2022

The Brandmaster

The Brandmaster is your superior and you would be wise to bow down to him before he has you beheaded. It is also common knowledge that he thinks you are the coolest.

Jim: I sure wish I had someone who was far superior to me that I could bow down to.
Jane: Why don't you bow before the Brandmaster? He is superior!
Jim: Excelsior!

by bneo20 August 27, 2009

Let’s Go Brandon!

Celebrates the person in the middle position of a threesome. To achieve the status of ‘Brandon’ they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.

“You see Brandon sandwiched in the middle there? Let’s go Brandon!”

by peenocchio January 7, 2022

Let's Go Brandon

A way of expression displeasure at the 46th US president. It is synonymous with the phrase 'Fuck Joe Biden'.

Person A: Hey, do you like the president?
Person B: Ugh, no. Let's go Brandon.
Person A: Yeah, you're right. Let's go Brandon.

by Fishy Lurker For You October 7, 2021