Downy Boxing

A sport in which literally retarded people are given boxing gloves and meant to hit each other for the entertainment of the masses.

Johnny McWarguy: So I went to the Downy Boxing competition last night.
Ted: Oh yeah?
Johnny McWarguy: Yeah your dad didn't win.
Ted: Typical.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

mike bowen

A fuckin legend. Pasco county royalty. A bad ass motherfucker.

Mike Bowen is the shit

by mindyobiz March 7, 2015

boxer sauce

When a man masturbates lying on his back in bed, then, being to lazy to get out of bed and clean up, he pulls up the waistband of his boxers and just wipes it down into his pubic hair.

Ugh, I was so tired last night I did the dirty deed without getting up to clean off, and now I'm all crusted with dried boxer Sauce.

by velvetelvitron May 8, 2006

boken

An abbreviation for Hoboken, New Jersey.

Hey, let's all go to the 'boken so we can crowd into a noisy, rancid-smelling bar, drink cheap beer, and hook up with strangers.

by jc clerkus March 31, 2008

boxerjob

When a guy gets a blowjob (hopefully from a girl) with boxers on.

I was laying in bed with my girlfriend. Her and I were watching television. I was wearing boxers. She looked at me with a very devilish grin, and reached inside my boxers. I felt myself get a little hard from her touch. She took my dick and balls out of my boxers. By this time, I was fully hard. She put her mouth around my fat cock and began to go up and down on me. I moaned a little bit. She began to hum, and it drove me up a wall. I moaned so much. I felt an orgasm growing inside me. My breath began to quicken. She was deepthroating me now. I moaned a little more. A few seconds later, I felt an explosion inside me. I thrust my cock into her mouth, and I felt the cum come out. She took my dick out of her mouth and gave me a little hand job to make sure I was done. I looked into her eyes and said, "That was the best boxerjob ever."

by Anonymous32508 May 24, 2008

Boxing the Compass

Having sex in all directions of the compass, preferably on a round bed.

Charlie Varrick was boxing the compass all night long. South by southwest is his specialty - the ladies love it!

by SuzyG October 18, 2008

kevlar boxers

Protective clothing worn around scorned or man hating women.

Shes pissed dude, better break out the kevlar boxers if you go home tonight.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005