born to fuck

she is a real btf... she is my best terrible friend.

i was btf at birth.... born to fuck her

by St. Aloni September 24, 2022

corn born

1) born in the American Midwest

Michigan gets their skill position players from the Sunbelt but their offensive linemen are mostly corn born.

by Nathan Nathan 36 February 28, 2024

Born again black magician movement

A movement of people especially of teens who have had there fill of the world and are using black magic to defend themselves against the world and it's bullies.

Support the born again black magician movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 6, 2011

Don’t know your born

Having alll the nice things, nice cars, clothes, hair, holidays etc.

You don’t know your born, we never had all this when I was a kid.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Born at home

1. Typically used when an unpleasant person takes their shirt off.

2. When your friend is being a spoon.

I.E. "Were you born at home? Do you have a dad? Can he not drive?

I.E. "Don't judge me, I was born at home."

by Felipeholdshandsandtouchesbutt January 26, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022