Bonk

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone

"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"

by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022

bonk cult

a cult that is composed of pretty segsy bezties who deserve the world

linda : HI bonk cult i just peed on my lightning mcqueen bed

rooster: so sexc

by smallyaly July 01, 2020

T-Bonking

the act of texting, perhaps in a sexual manner

"Hey Jake, who are you T-Bonking?"

"I really want to get her number so we can T-Bonk later"

by rachu1234 December 12, 2008

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 01, 2020

Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.

Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”

by NobakePancake September 07, 2020