Bolts

A unit for the measurement of time, named after Usain Bolt’s fastest 100m dash of 9.58 seconds, that’s often used in contexts when being fast is undesirable

“Oh my god Jessica, he literally lasted two and a half Bolts, then nutted inside of me without any warning”

“LOL what a virgin”

by fredfredburger February 9, 2023

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

Bolt

Adj. Means awesome, and is commonly paired with "Massively" to say "Very Awesome".

Person 1: Hey, whatcha got there?

Person 2: Some plastic dinosaurs! They're massively bolt!

by America's #1 Creamer March 25, 2025

Bolt Up

Less sweary way of saying something is a 'F"ck up', in the UK

What a complete Bolt Up!

by Ghandi's Anger Therapist April 28, 2025

Bolted

When someone’s been off their nut on drugs and they’re pinging. The people are either at a rave or in a home environment.

Jack: “You alright there mate? You’re looking a bit bolted.”
Tommy: “I know mate I’m fucking bolted. That’s from the pingers and kenneth I’ve taken.”
Jack: “Bet you’ve been loving the music.”

by JonJones69 April 30, 2025

Bolts

When you get belligerently drunk and start sending constant messages in a drunken rage to people who clearly don't want to talk to you.

I got drunk last night and ended up sending 1,000 messages to my ex, I'm such a bolts.

by Drunk text May 6, 2025

shot out of the tip of a lighting bolt

a vivid, metaphorical way to describe something happening with great speed, force, or intensity. It conjures the image of a lightning bolt—a natural phenomenon known for its sudden, powerful, and swift strike—emphasizing the speed, impact, or suddenness of the action being described. This expression is widely known to have originated from ice bath enthusiast and health guru Duncan Bernath.

It is often used to dramatize how quickly or forcefully something occurs, likening it to the speed and power of lightning.

"After this 5 minute ice bath, it feels like I just got shot out of the tip of a lightning bolt"
"Dude, I know!! Such a good, flames, feeling!"
shot out of the tip of a lighting bolt

by UCLAphenom March 17, 2024