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bros before hoes kc

^^what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping with you after school and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it has become increasingly apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term.

a special mention to: rachael chow and bridget tang (寶貝)
"bros before hoes" i uttered under my breath as she was pulled from the train

she whispered a pathetic "sorry" all the whilst avoiding eye contact with me, before promptly receiving a multitude of forehead hickies. does she feel guilt, leaving me in the dust? or is she void of human emotion, but a placeholder for the wonderful woman (?) she once was?

"bros before hoes kc" i muttered, moments before i ended it all.
by ifuckinghatenaomi6969696969 October 30, 2022
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Roll call before the pants fall

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.
John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.
by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012
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Spoon it before you ruin it

The action of spooning before beating up the pussy.
The girls love me because my dad taught me to 'spoon it before you ruin it!"
by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016
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Suicide nut before November

On October 30-31 a male is supposed to get real close to climaxing then scream someone’s name in their house. The point of “suicide” is you have to clean up before they come into your room. Good luck!
Jim was watching porn when he had a great idea to do the Suicide Nut before November and yell his moms name. Luckily he didn’t get caught.
by IeatASSandAlotOFit October 30, 2019
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calm before the storm

When you're holding it in, there will often be about 5-10 minutes where you really have to go, followed by another 5-10 minutes where the feeling seems to go away. This feeling is the calm before the storm, and you should take advantage of it and find a bathroom ASAP. Because when the feeling of having to go comes back, it's gonna be 10x worse.
Bob: Man, I really gotta go.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.
by ffffffffff November 15, 2006
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BOORAWWRGILY

The only way to explain that love you feel for a special someone. It incorporates the word Boogily (one form of ILY that is less known) and Rawwr a common form of ILY found on the net.
M.O.-HI how are you feeling
Z.P.-pretty much just BOORAWWRGILY
by Bricktop2010 February 12, 2009
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In before the Brockway

When someone posts on a meme before the person that's always first to post.
This joke never gets old just like Nina!
In before the brockway!

Timothy Brockway: beat me to it!
by doapick2 December 13, 2020
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