Boomer 

Someone born during the "baby boom" following WWII. Boomers were coddled by their parents and led to believe that they could achieve anything they dreamed of and that they were perfect just as they are. They deeply resent the society they created based on this terrible advice, and the progeny they misguidedly trained to perpetuate it. As a result, reality bites boomers in ways more acutely painful than subsequent generations can possibly understand.

Boomer (60-75-year-old): You're chasing your dreams instead of mine. This can't be right.

Millennial/zoomer: ok boomer.

Boomer: My parents acted as though I were the center of the universe and I insist that you do the same.

Millennial/zoomer: I have spoken.

Boomer by ArguingKitten December 14, 2019

Boomer 

kaboom chik chik kapow boom (saliva0 ppfrfkshaw kaboomey. When the phrase "Ok Boomer" is muttered, ṱ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶͍̹̯͍̙̀̐̓ͯ̐ͅh̶̶̶̶̶̶̛̜̗͕̽e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̙͍̺̼̣̝͗͗̌́̅ͪ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̘̘̝͉̫̰͌̂̋͐̓ͅr̶̶̶̶̶̶̲̓̌̈͡i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̜̋̈̋́̋̚t̶̶̉͏̶̶̶̶̶͉̯̖̻u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̖̾ͣͩ̓ͅa̶̶̶̶̶̳̬ͧ͌l̶̶̶͍̍ ̶̵̶̶̶̻̳s̶̶̽҉̶̶̶̹̮h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶͚̲͈͎̫̱̖ͮ̎̐̒ͮa̶̶̶̶̶̶̗͈̬͋ͫl̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̢̫͚͙̠̫̠̗ͭ͛l̶̶̶̶̟̻ͅ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶͍̬̝̤̲̦ͦ͆͑ͥ̃ͪ̔b̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̪͈̜̼̙̫̥ȅ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̮̮̩͙̾̋̓̉̏͞g̶̶̶̶̶̱̋͋ͅi̶̶̶̶̴̶̶̶̶̶̼̞̬̺ͦ̿̄n̶̶̶̎̒ a sentient explosive yelling about how like "phone bad and should die" or some shit like that will

detonate with the force of a small nuclear device.

Oi, Hiroshima was a 'Boomer', amirite?

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Boomer by A-S-S-B-O-T-420 December 15, 2019

Boomer 

Your mom

Ok boomer

Boomer by UvUUvUUvUUvU December 15, 2019

Boomer 

A word people use to insult someone.

Janice is a such a boomer

Boomer by Crown cracker December 15, 2019

boomer 

A person from the baby boomer generation or really anyone who is older than the person using the word, usually used if said person is being annoying or talking shit about a younger generation. Sometimes used in a joking way among friends.
"LMAO, ok boomer"
"Karen is being such a boomer"

"LMAO, ok boomer"
"Karen is being such a boomer"

boomer by olemann69 December 16, 2019

Boomer 

When /u/dewyVEVO uses UrbanDictionary as a point of reference.

Thats not how definitions work Boomer

Boomer by NotABoomerYouBoomer December 16, 2019

Boomer 

A person who is super rad and is typically an older person or parent. A boomer will always surprise you with what they say or do

Yo, that mom over there, she’s a total boomer

Boomer by Preppy white kid December 16, 2019