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Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.
1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout
by zerogroup November 28, 2018
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Blackout Crabs

When you have crabs and you pour booze in your pubes then your crabs get blackout and die.
Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.
by DickWagger225 September 10, 2016
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Floridian Blackout

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.
Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.
by Mister first class January 11, 2021
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verbal blackout

verb; an explanation given during a drunken stupor- a "blackout" - either emotional, humorous, or devastatingly realistic.
"Dude, do you remember Megan telling that story about 'good evaluation vs. normal evaluation' at 3am? That story went on forever...it was such a verbal blackout"
by alexhc October 7, 2008
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Period blackout

When a girl is on her period and blacks out with with rage due to cramps and hormones. Period blackouts occasionally result in shame hangovers the following day
My girlfriend had a period blackout last night and punched me in the face.
by Sht99ht March 9, 2014
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Blackout crying

When crying is a lot like blackout drinking.
Sorry babe, I don't remember what we fought about, I was blackout crying.
by sysDump July 5, 2018
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Media Blackout

The post that author Angeline Hawkes made on The Other Dark Place after my now known Collision Course interview and the double homicide whamline laced interview with Lawrence Dagstine in 2007 where all the message board felt the sting of that one. Her response, "Holy shit he laid into every single one of us." Noted for the first blue humored barb at Mary Sangiovanni implied how she got her first deal for The Hollower. When she dissed my far-off friendship with Derleth; one of my tumblr blog retorts she sicked Barney Fife on me as I suggested she give oral pleasure to a shotgun and pull the trigger. The interview Janrae Frank was pissed as she wanted my head on a fucking platter over how many swipes that included shit-stabber tinged remarks as I was trying not to say anally inflicted death sentence in the interview. There were some who read this interview as they literally pissed their pants when I got extremely raw as I was still enraged by the HWA incident. An Eye In Shadows the direction it took came from Angeline Hawkes leading a walkout giving the publisher an ultimatum as she gave an elaborate letter "I've outgrown the high school politics a long time ago." As this gave my book the venom to go at it on a level where it slammed Fandom Wank, saten and his F.U.K.U's, the publisher who gave me shit in the era, and a few other places who torqued me at the time to really let them have it.
Did you see that interview he did?

What Interview ?

Sharing the link on the myspace blog
Holy shit -- he didn't hold back.
I am calling for a media blackout and compiling all these comments into a counter book to his nonfiction book.
Mary Sangiovanni: "The barb he took at me. He will be hearing from my e-lawyer."
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
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