The one day a year when your Facebook notifications rocket and your wall gets filled with other people's posts.
by SerJ1000 October 26, 2011
Get the Birthday mug.On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
by gee-orgy-oh June 11, 2011
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Birthers are criminally insane, low-IQ conservative religious fanatic, wide stanced, knuckle dragging morons who believe that Obama's parents knew he would be president when he was born and had a fake birth certificate made up indicating he was born in the U.S.
Glug...glug...yuk...yep, i reckon that filthy neeger was born in Kenya and his salt and pepper folks knew he was da anti-christ way ahead of time. Hey! Who are ya callin' birthers?
by Running out of patience October 6, 2009
Get the birthers mug.A party that is held for a person exactly three months to the day after someones birthday. Because its one quarter of a year since there Birthday.
He was born on April 5th, so his quarter Birthday will be on July 5th.
He was born on April 5th, so his quarter Birthday will be on July 5th.
by judge dredd7 October 11, 2012
Get the Quarter Birthday mug.1.a powerful insult
2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"
3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.
2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"
3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.
little brother: You're ugly
older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.
or...
George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.
older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.
or...
George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.
by mailbox from NH March 22, 2009
Get the inspiration for birth control mug.Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.
by Kevin D'Andrade October 2, 2007
Get the Happy Pre-lated Birthday mug.a day approximately six months before or after the real anniversary of a person's birth. Typically celebrated by people who feel they are twice as important as everyone else or people who want to get more presents by coming up with a lame excuse.
Hey, Roshni's half-birthday is tomorrow, she's turning 21 1/2, should be get her something?
No - because it's a made up thing.
No - because it's a made up thing.
by Da Zhong October 11, 2011
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